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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hang on in there Twink (a.k.a. Adele King).

Mixing vodka/gin or any other strong alcoholic beverage with prescription medicines is never a good idea, especially in the early morning (ask Jimi Hendrix...)

On a completely unrelated note (ahem!), heard Twink interviewed on the Gerry Ryan show this morning and almost knew this was coming...
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0427/twink2.html


Anyhoo, although she seems to be deeply despised by anyone who has ever come into contact with her (I recall an RTE friend describing her as the bitch of all bitches), I hope she pulls through; Otherwise:-

  • I will have to delete at least 20% of my blog posts in which I reference her in a less than flattering manner.
  • Gay Byrne will return to host a special 5 hour Late-Late show in her honour. Guests will include the old-school: Hal Roach, Sonny Knowles, Dickie Rock, Brendan Bowyer, Fr. Brian D'Arcy  et al.
  • Maxi will appear and breakdown in tears and claim that Adele is/was a national treasure and was Queen of all our Hearts.
  • President McAleese will declare a national day of mourning.
  • Bertie Ahern will stuff his pockets with freshly chopped onions to help him weep at her funeral (she's a true inner-city, North Dub, you know; well at least North Rathfarnam...).
  • Linda Martin will get  the lead role in 'Menopause', Maxi will assume the secondary role.
  • Paul Williams will publish a story in the News of the World claiming that the old hag was poisoned in an INLA/Maxi/Linda Martin conspiracy, aided and abbetted by the Donnybrook mob leader, the psychopathic Olly 'the Otter' O'Toole, who has strong links to various Limerick and Brack/Noggin/Shankill gangs.

2 comments:

  1. That Godawful woman. Saw a documentary once with her in it, you should see how worked up she gets about the people who don't rate her as a comedian. Deluded, arrogant and notoriously temperamental.

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  2. Gay Byrne will return to host a special 5 hour Late-Late show in her honour. Guests will include the old-school: Hal Roach, Sonny Knowles, Dickie Rock, Brendan Bowyer, Fr. Brian D'Arcy et al.

    A nightmare scenario if ever there was one. Get well Twink!!!!!!

    ;-)

    GM

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