On a completely unrelated note (ahem!), heard Twink interviewed on the Gerry Ryan show this morning and almost knew this was coming...
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0427/twink2.html
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Anyhoo, although she seems to be deeply despised by anyone who has ever come into contact with her (I recall an RTE friend describing her as the bitch of all bitches), I hope she pulls through; Otherwise:-
- I will have to delete at least 20% of my blog posts in which I reference her in a less than flattering manner.
- Gay Byrne will return to host a special 5 hour Late-Late show in her honour. Guests will include the old-school: Hal Roach, Sonny Knowles, Dickie Rock, Brendan Bowyer, Fr. Brian D'Arcy et al.
- Maxi will appear and breakdown in tears and claim that Adele is/was a national treasure and was Queen of all our Hearts.
- President McAleese will declare a national day of mourning.
- Bertie Ahern will stuff his pockets with freshly chopped onions to help him weep at her funeral (she's a true inner-city, North Dub, you know; well at least North Rathfarnam...).
- Linda Martin will get the lead role in 'Menopause', Maxi will assume the secondary role.
- Paul Williams will publish a story in the News of the World claiming that the old hag was poisoned in an INLA/Maxi/Linda Martin conspiracy, aided and abbetted by the Donnybrook mob leader, the psychopathic Olly 'the Otter' O'Toole, who has strong links to various Limerick and Brack/Noggin/Shankill gangs.
That Godawful woman. Saw a documentary once with her in it, you should see how worked up she gets about the people who don't rate her as a comedian. Deluded, arrogant and notoriously temperamental.
ReplyDeleteGay Byrne will return to host a special 5 hour Late-Late show in her honour. Guests will include the old-school: Hal Roach, Sonny Knowles, Dickie Rock, Brendan Bowyer, Fr. Brian D'Arcy et al.
ReplyDeleteA nightmare scenario if ever there was one. Get well Twink!!!!!!
;-)
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