Friday, January 1, 2010

Hanging on the telephone

Mobile phone etiquette can be a difficult proposition at times. Never more so than when you get an upgraded phone and lose half of your stored numbers or names.

For the last few days, I've been getting 'come and visit me' type texts from an unidentified ex. (An 'ex', in my 'male slut mentality' is just anyone you have slept with more than 3 times).

The problem is that I'm not sure who the particular 'ex' is though, as they haven't signed any of these texts.  Based on the appalling grammar, I have narrowed it down to 2 non-national people, neither of whom I have seen for months, but I would be amenable for hooking up with either of them for some good old make up sex, as beggars can't be choosers!

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